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Mother's Day Weekend!

LAst weekend looking to make some extra cash I found myself down the at the spooky ole mystery manor trimming the Privot hedge for Dr Steve B Stoner. Well, I was way up on the just ladder going to town on the monster hedge of his with my new stihl trimmers when the sky turned dark and it started raining cats and dogs. I was soaked and needed to take cover and get off the ladder, so the ole Dr invited me in for coffee.

Now, ole Dr. Stoner’s not exactly known for minding his own business, and sure enough, over the second cup he leaned in real creepy like, breathing heavy and whispering and asked what I was getting my mother for Mother’s Day. I told him about our family’s odd little tradition—each kid gifts Mom a ole wagon wheel for her garden. No idea how it started, but she loves it.

The Doc got a sparkle in his eye and said, “That’s mighty fine, but my family’s got a tradition too. Every year, we make a Mother’s Day mixtape.” A mixtape! That stopped me cold. I stared out at the dripping hedge, half-clipped and looking like a monster in a bad dream, and said, “Doc, I hate to impose, but would you mind sharing this year’s playlist? I’ve got a little radio show…”

Shit that just about blew my mind, I looked out the window at the half trimmed nightmare privot in the rain and said I hate to impose on ya Doc but would you mind sharing this years playlist with me? I happen to run a little radio show. So here ya go folks Dr Steve B Stoner's mother’s day mix tape!

Thanks Dr Steve!

Hi y'all! Big Jim here.

Big Jim's Garden Tips with you.

For you.

Big Jim's Garden Tips for you.

If you're like me, you just love this time of year: mushroom hunting, backyard

cookouts, Mother's Day.

Well...

Last weekend, I was over at my good buddy Gary's annual spring barbecue.

And he was kind enough to share this garden tip!

Thanks, Gary.

Well, if you know Gary, you know that he likes to keep his lawn real spick and

span.

I really appreciate that about Gary.

His yard's a real nice place to have a cookout and a barbecue, maybe a yard sale.

Well,

we were,

I was admiring his hard work

drinking a cold one

out there in a Adirondack chair

in the backyard

and I noticed a real neat old wagon wheel

out there in his garden

so I bit into a tasty “veggie burger”

and I said, "What's going on with all those wagon wheels out there in the backyard?

Where can I get one of those wagon wheels for my yard?"

And ole Gary said,

"These wagon wheels aren't for sale.

You got 500 bucks you could take one home."

Well, goddamn Gary,

you got fucking wagon wheels on every square inch of your yard.

Gary, you got a fucking monopoly on these fucking wagon wheels.

You got a wagon wheel on every square inch of your yard.

No more wagon wheels left for anybody else.

You probably get them from your salvage yard.

Anywho,

last Tuesday at Yoga Garden Club,

I guess my wife talked Gary into giving us one of those wagon wheels.

I think she traded him one of those hippy-dippy crystals for it.

He was kind enough to let my wife pick one out of the yard.

Thanks, Gary.

I just love that wagon wheel down in my yard.

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