I was roasting marshmallows with the Rat King on Christmas Eve
WAY OUT THERE IN THE COUNTRY
Where nobody EVER goes
Dead Dave was wearing his mommy’s wedding dress
And Aunt Sally was snuggled up with the Rat King in her undies
Reading them darn Rat King poems again
We thought about ice skating in the dark
But ended up driving around looking for catalytic converters
Spilling hot Cocco in our laps and screaming
The Rat King ran the torch of course!
And I tried the hack saw
The KC lights on mom’s suburban
Lighting up the dark farmsteads
Everyone nestled in bed
Waiting for Santa
Us singing carols and collecting convertors




Hey! I never got an invite!
I'd like to see a picture of this hot Cocco! Does she vape?